May. 27, 2012 @ 12:51 AM _
today would be a great day for that.
May. 24, 2012 @ 2:55 PM _
“Gosh. If I had some gift, I’d be Beyoncé. I’d be some great singer.”—
In an interview with People that hits newsstands Friday, the first lady was asked, “If you could be someone else, who would you be?”
Michelle Obama kinda wants to be Beyonce - POLITICO.com
(via brooklynmutt)
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May. 17, 2012 @ 3:29 AM _
1) Eyeball
“Then crush this herb into Lysander’s eye;
Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
To take from thence all error with his might,
And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.”A Midsummer Night’s Dream
2) Puking
“They have their exits and their entrances;
And one…
(Source: cracked.com)
